I had the most bizarre dream last night; I dreamt that I ended up getting into some kind of accident (or something, I can’t remember the details now) but my cock was either cut off or horribly damaged beyond repair. For some reason, the doctors decided to build me a vagina instead of giving me a cock. Very weird.

So I marveled at my new pussy. Of course, changing in the locker room after playing hockey was dicey since I didn’t want anyone to see. I really wanted to be able to compare the female orgasm to the male orgasm to see which was better but I didn’t get a chance.

Eventually, I started to miss having a cock. Partially because I knew how it functioned (the pussy being a mystery to guys? no. way.) but also because I was a bit of a freak and intimacy with others would be difficult given my status.

Eventually, I woke up and had to check to make sure I still had a dick swinging between my legs. And I was relieved to find it there… so relieved that I decided to stroke it to orgasm.