It’s my first time watching the Super Bowl in the United States of America; the hype is real. I don’t want to say that there’s tumbleweeds rolling down the middle of the streets of Honolulu but Americans love their football.
My God… it’s beautiful.
But I have just decided that I’m going to live-blog my first American Super Bowl experience.
1:24 Arrival of the most epic mountain of nachos I’ve seen in a while.
1:32 Folks behind me just gave Lady Gaga a standing O after her singing of the national anthem.
1:38 Wayne Gretzky? Canada’s religious idol makes an appearance.
1:45 McManus scores 3. Willem Defoe in a dress also scores.
1:55 Broncos offense rumbles out. Doritos commercial slays.
1:56 Happy Hour countdown begins.
2:00 Happy Hour begins.
2:06 I don’t understand what IS and what ISN’T a catch in the NFL. That looked pretty solid to me.
2:08 Sack. TD Broncos. Wow.
2:13 Talib is a fucking moron. Haw haw!! First down Panthers.
2:24 New Bourne movie? Hells to the yeah.
2:31 Talib is still a moron and Panthers TD.
2:42 Damarius Thomas’ head flies off after a huge hit… no wait, that’s just the ball. Shit.
2:48 It’s bizarre that there has NEVER been a punt returned for a TD in the history of the Super Bowl. EVER. That shit happens all the time in the Grey Cup, I think.
3:10 Ok, I don’t have it in me to live-blog a full game. I’m sure the results will be on the highlights at 11:00.
