It’s my first time watching the Super Bowl in the United States of America; the hype is real. I don’t want to say that there’s tumbleweeds rolling down the middle of the streets of Honolulu but Americans love their football. 

My God… it’s beautiful. 

But I have just decided that I’m going to live-blog my first American Super Bowl experience. 

1:24 Arrival of the most epic mountain of nachos I’ve seen in a while. 

1:32 Folks behind me just gave Lady Gaga a standing O after her singing of the national anthem. 

1:38 Wayne Gretzky? Canada’s religious idol makes an appearance. 

1:45 McManus scores 3. Willem Defoe in a dress also scores. 

1:55 Broncos offense rumbles out. Doritos commercial slays. 

1:56 Happy Hour countdown begins. 

2:00 Happy Hour begins. 

2:06 I don’t understand what IS and what ISN’T a catch in the NFL. That looked pretty solid to me. 

2:08 Sack. TD Broncos. Wow. 

2:13 Talib is a fucking moron. Haw haw!! First down Panthers. 

2:24 New Bourne movie? Hells to the yeah. 

2:31 Talib is still a moron and Panthers TD. 

2:42 Damarius Thomas’ head flies off after a huge hit… no wait, that’s just the ball. Shit. 

2:48 It’s bizarre that there has NEVER been a punt returned for a TD in the history of the Super Bowl. EVER. That shit happens all the time in the Grey Cup, I think. 

3:10 Ok, I don’t have it in me to live-blog a full game. I’m sure the results will be on the highlights at 11:00.