The Muppets are honorary statesmen in the New JeffLand Empire and Willie Nelson? Well, the guy’s a legend.
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In Honor of the Muppets’ Return
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Monthly Archives: November 2011
Flattery: It Gets You Everywhere
Strange but true fact about my dog:
When I come home from work, he will not go out to pee until I pet him and tell him what a pretty, good looking dog he is. He’s got an ego, I guess.
Remember The Rathole?
I’ve had this draft hanging out on my dashboard since July and I figure it’s time to finish it off…
July was a wet month with some torrential downpours. Because of it, I posted to Twitter:
https://twitter.com/#!/jeeprock/status/94508774924103680
I realized that I was dating myself because some people (younger folks) on the Twitter had no idea what The Rathole was!! I had to admit that I was shocked at this because The Rathole was a complete traffic abomination by the end of it’s life and was completely hated by most Edmontonians.
- Edmonton’s hated Rathole
At the time of its construction in 1927, The Rathole was lauded from an engineering perspective and was a source of controversy right from the start. The contract for the construction was awarded to a contractor who hadn’t turned in the lowest bid and would ultimately result in legal proceedings.
The Rathole would live for 73 years chock full of traffic jams, semi-trucks driving tall loads into it’s concrete face and flooding with approximately 27,000 cars driving through it, per day, near it’s demise.
In 2000, it was finally demolished and replaced with a fabulous six lane free-flow roadway that would eliminate the traffic horrors in the area. However, for as much of a nightmare The Rathole was, it’s hard to imagine that there would be people who wouldn’t be aware of it’s legacy!
Anyway, for those who are interested… there are a few articles I’ve linked below. I’m also trying out some QR codes so get yourself a QR code reader and get scanning!
Standard General – The Rathole Project
The Edmonton Public Library – A City Called Home
The Edmonton Public Library – Rathole Infofile
Media Consolidation Infographic (by Frugal Dad)
I really wanted to reblog this article but couldn’t figure out how to do it from the WordPress mobile interface. So this is the next best thing:
Source: Frugal dad
Fuck
This wordpress app for iOS is garbage.
Kijiji Can Suck My Ass
It’s a little like the Radiohead song, ‘Just’.
You do it to yourself, you do… and that’s what really hurts…
In a flurry of civic pride after it was announced that the Edmonton Eskimos would be going head to head against their arch-rivals, the godless Calgary Stampeders, I hit Ticketmaster and secured four seats to this Western Semi-Final match-up. The way I figured this would go would be that the Duke of Ginger and I would occupy two seats and the father-in-law and uncle-in-law could join us and occupy the other two.
Enter: Wrinkle #1
The father-in-law goes back to work and is working that weekend. And the uncle-in-law wasn’t too keen on sitting through a frosty November football game to begin with.
What I was trying to accomplish was to give a little back to some folks who have been pretty good to me but this is a little lesson to think a little before I act.
Enter: Wrinkle #2
The Duke of Ginger and I have season seats and, with season seats, you already pay for a pair of playoff tickets when you fork out your money in the off-season. But how the hell was I supposed to know that? This is only my second year as a season ticket holder and the Eskimos haven’t hosted a playoff game since 2004 anyway! Who’da thunk it?!
So now, I have six tickets and only two butts to actually fill them. Since the tickets I bought from Ticketmaster cost me $198, I would like to try to at least recoup some of my money.
I made a couple of feeble attempts to sell them on Facebook, Google+ and Twitter; hoping that maybe there would be an excited fan who would snap them up right away.
So far, I’ve yet to get even a nibble. (To use a fishing metaphor.)
Now, I’m resorting to Kijiji; daring to brave the world of Kijiji Low-Ballers. The process itself is pretty simple for setting up an ad. However, I got some weird message saying that I’ve activated too many ads today and prevented me from actually posting my ad for these tickets!
How could I have posted too many ads when this is the first time I’ve ever used this fucking site?!?
This is about where I would go thermonuclear… if I weren’t at work right now. With two bills hanging in the balance, I’m really praying for a miracle at this point. And I only get more desperate from here on out.
Whatevs.
Holy crap.
This site is still hanging on by a thread… clinging to existence by the mere fact that it’s a bigger pain in the ass to kill it than it is to allow it to barely live.
The NJLE has been also keeping going; there’s been a lot of blog-worthy events that I could have written about with a lot of humorous goings-on that I could have turned into entertaining posts. Life has a way of making itself into great stories. So why didn’t I document these events and potentially generate some traffic to this site?
Because I didn’t fucking feel like it, ok?
I am the King and this is my kingdom and my site and I will do whatever the hell I damn well please and I didn’t feel like writing at that time. And that was a run-on sentence and I don’t care because this is my gig. So fuck off. (lolz. just kidding, don’t really fuck off. take your coat off. hang out.)
Or don’t. Whatevs.
Anyway, before I get too stand-offish about the whole thing; I’m going to try to do better and come back here more. WordPress has really introduced some new features to make it a lot more fun to share and read and connect with other WordPress users… like Tumblr and their ilk have done.
Or not. Whatevs.