Of course it's going to rain all weekend.
Bah. The only good thing about this is that Canadian meteorologists don’t have a clue and this forecast could easily change. Whenever I get around to forming the NJLE Weather Service, I’m going to hire psychics rather than meteorologists. I’ll probably stand a better chance at actually getting some decent forecasts.
Announcement:
I am re-assigning the New JeffLand Empire’s primary Good Will Ambassador, Frederick Charles Krueger, to the town of Trenton, New Jersey in response to recent current events.
Frederick Charles Krueger
Given Frederick’s long-standing history of delivering good will to those in dire need of it, we have no doubt that he will handle this matter to a satisfactory conclusion.
Seasonal Attire
I, as the King of the New JeffLand Empire, hereby proclaim that shorts and sandals season has arrived! Wear ye summer finery and applaud the arrival of warm weather!